This is Bad Boy Bennie signing in. Welcome to my bog, - sorry blog!
This is a tale of woe and distrust within our caring sharing community. Can I introduce you to some ugly characters you will be meeting in the bog- there is Ginger Roger, Garlic Macfarlane, Big Malky, The Broon, and my green wheelie bin.
This story is purely fictional and of no relationship to reality - but then that is obvious, because you will not be able to recognise anyone from the story I am about to weave (aye right!)
Now the disclaimer - you do not have to read this blog, and if you do, then you take responsibility for that action. Laughter can lead to injury, though seldom death.
I would point out that Ben from 'Bill and Ben the Flower pot men' is not a relative.
In fact I am the original Bennie the Bin, and well known as Bad Boy Bennie.
This is my story of recent events, which I hope you will enjoy as the story unfolds over the next few weeks
