Bird Brain!


4/ Hi Garlic Bad boy here.
My suspicions on the pigeon were correct it was indeed an agent for my pursuers .This I discovered whilst it went for a nap later on that night. It had around its neck a small collar on which I could just make out some faint details it is called Walter if you please and I could just make out the address as middle something road something Lenzie.
With this discovery I very quietly and discreetly made an exit from the steeple and have set up base in the back of my truck which I have cleverly disguised as an ice cream van and after a visit to Costco I have been doing a roaring trade with the schoolchildren at the local secondary school from who’s car park I am at this very minute transmitting.
I have now pieced together some information on the main players in the opposing factions. My source will do anything for tablet but I advised him that if his spots got much worse he should definitely see a doctor. I feel that the old adage that to know your enemy is to be forearmed or forewarned or something like that so with this in mind it looks as if they line up something like this.
The outsiders fronted by big Malky as he is taken to call himself seems to be a hotch potch of ner do wells all covered roughly by the postcode G66. Second in command is someone who goes by the call sign Black berry but I have no further information on him at the moment.
The insiders however seem to be better organized and larger in numbers headed up by someone who calls himself the” Clerk “ again information on him is sparse but I have put out feelers in the local butchers , chip shop, and all the local public houses in an effort to put a face to the name.
It seems he has a background in the Paisley area of Glasgow so I have just purchased an off-peak return to Gilmour Street in order to cover the ground in that area and see if I come up with anything.
I hope you and Ginger appreciate the risks I am taking to further your cause and seek justice for the afflicted.
With regard to the toe tapping video of Ginger at the church service, I let a friend who I visit occasionally in hospital see it and he instantly recognized it as Riverdance syndrome which is apparently common in all people of Irish descent and goes back to the likelihood that as a child this type of dancing was taught in all schools as part of a rigid regime which also included potato recognition classes and lessons in laying tar macadam for the under tens.
Must go now as I have just seen a car pass that looks as if half of it is missing I wonder who that could be? BBB.